Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Word of the Day

The word for May 13 is farticles

The particles of air contaminated after someone or something lets out gas.

Example: You contaminated my air with your farticles!

Thanks to Arizona's leading fartologist for passing this juicy news along.


The Rotten Correspondent said...

How about a new party game for kids - Farticle Bored. The objective is to stay alert through out farting your friends.

My kids would be pros.

Amy said...

Makes your heart swell, doesn't it? Or just your eyes?

aims said...

Ewwwwwww! I try to keep my mouth shut - I don't want any farticles getting in - even if they are my own!

Lisa said...

Never underestimate the flatulence, I mean the influence of your childhood friends and their fathers.

Amy said...

Aims, I have always wondered if you could catch viruses from people's farts. If they are airborne viruses, why couldn't you? Hold your breath. And your farts.

Lisa, you're funny. But what about my mom farting in the bathtub? It's not just dads.