My family and I will depart the frozen tundra in a couple of days. The sunny shores of the Florida coast await. We will swim with dolphins, we will smile at Mickey Mouse, we will stand in long lines, we will cover our feet in sand. We won't need down jackets or Gore-Tex boots. We will use our car's AC, not the heater.
So I will not be around, posting pointless perceptions for both of my readers. If you still remember me in a couple weeks, check back then.